Come Before the Fall

Another Breakfast with Billy Wayne and Joe Eddy

Dateline: October 26, 2024, that East Texas Diner.

Joe Eddy: “It’s a miserable morning out there.”

Billy Wayne: “Yeah, it’s rainin’ like a blind cow pissin' on a flat rock - a real turd-floater. I prefer a slow, steady rain to soak the earth. My crops and cows and horses and pigs and chickens do, too.”

Lucille the Waitress delivers steaming cups of coffee:…